Self Portrait- Are you ready to get to know me?

Closest thing to a selfie cuz I usually am not too fond of pictures.
Closest thing to realism I can muster too, look at dem lil beady old-lady eyes, lmao

I actually own this outfit right here. I wear it often around the house because I hardly go anyplace. I go to the garden, go to the upstairs, go to the downstairs, go talk to the roomies, go chat on skype, go back to the garden, go back upstairs to draw all evening, go downstairs for bed. It's this comfy cottony sweater with a hood attached but when you pull the hood down you can make it a bit more exposey in the front (lol) and a pair of dark pajama short-shorts and my usual brand of brightly colored socks. _{Mismatched because I can't be bothered to sort them right. If they are one particular cut/style they go with all the other of that cut/style, no matter the color.}

I am a short lil shit. 5'1"
I have 3/4ths of a head of dreads. Yep, the back part mostly. I use the long front bangs to hide them in case of emergency grandmothers or little church ladies who might have a heart attack by pulling it all back into a puffy bun or a puffy ponytail.
I am squishy and chunky. The girlfriend says I drew my boobs too small, but meh. My artself can have whatever size tiddays I want. And whatever size tummy  

Don't trace or steal
cuz that would be hella weird
that's just me
jebus.
art is by me!!